Being parents of a newborn seems to be more exhausting than anything else you can imagine. That includes running an entire offices marketing team with group of joint-smoking monkeys as replacements. Then again these two may not be that different.
Ask those monkeys to do something clever and they will look at you , bare their teeth and scream inaudible ramblings that might once in a while sound like synergy market penetration and sales Ask a new born baby to do something and it will react in the same way. It bares its toothless gums and screams inaudible noises that might occasionally sound like dada and mama. In either case, those words without much meaning get listeners very excited..
Newborns require feeding every hour on the hour. Some though have their milk before going to bed and then wake up the next morning. Except these aren't real. they're fictional. I've never met a single newborn parent without tales of woe. If its not the feeding of the baby. its sometimes the feeding of the mother. I had to cut out chocolate cake in the middle of the night because the wife had severe cravings for that before and after childbirth...
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